Sunday, November 30, 2008

ooh la la

i had a little photoshoot with this fine young fellow. my alec! here are some favorites.













Monday, October 27, 2008

the tide is high


blondie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

drew danburry, i love you.

Lynette I Love You:

When I was three, you came to me
You had a popsicle with two sticks
So we could split right down the middle
You were my friend, and I to you
And you taught me how to share between us two

I was 22, I picked up the guitar
I thought it would be a good way to share things from my heart
I traveled 'round, I made some friends
Who give to me because I give something to them
We don't have much, but it's enough
For us to be happy

Recently, she came to me
To share her time and love 'cause she believes
Though we don't have much, it is enough
To stick together when life gets real tough
Her name's Lynette and I'm in love
La-la-la-lovely

Monday, September 8, 2008

urban dictionary makes me want to renew my uta bus pass

Bus Surfing:

"the act of attempting to ride a bus by standing in the aisle like a surfer. the goal is to stand for as long as possible without touching anything (seats, poles, people) for support.

often a competition between two people to see who can stand the longest."

Sunday, August 17, 2008

tell me why!

ain't nothin' but a heart ache. tell me why! ain't nothin' but a mistake. tell me why! i never wanna hear you say...i want it that way!
-the backstreet boys

aren't they totally kewl?! like OMG.

actually what i wanted to say is....why the h-e-double hockey sticks did i find two 3 liter bottles of shasta in the laundry hamper? this was at my parent's house by the way, where i intend to move back next week. we're gonna have lots of blog worthy material again. dang right!

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Sunday, July 13, 2008

omg

my dad made a myspace so he could read david artchuleta blogs and whatever. totally weird!

proof: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=389983145

Saturday, July 12, 2008

newsflash!

amy butchered her hairs! doesn't she look stunning?

oh and, we're b-b-b-b-bad to the bone. scandals in our swimming suits. oh my! we will not flash you! sick.










Saturday, July 5, 2008

confession part III

ashlee simpson's new song, "outta my head"...pretty groovy. sorry. i had to say it.

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

confession part II

i kinda love this video.

confession I

i have a crush on the lead singer (brendon urie) of panic! at the disco.

let's play a little game! can you find him? one point for every correct answer. don't 'panic!' the answers are located below each picture! good luck.

1)
(answer: on far left)

2)
(answer: green hoodie)

3)
(answer: on far left)

what's your score?

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

growing pains

i think i have them! ouchie ouchie oucherz.

Monday, May 19, 2008

tatted up!



on my birthday! go go go, shorty! thanks julie bell for the wonderful fake sleeve. hardcore! now i really look like a 20 year old.

Thursday, May 15, 2008

this s*** is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s!!

click here.

http://www.ae.com/web/77e/music/festival.jsp



do you seen 'elizabethan report' on the list....dang right!
my band is playing with bob dylan, spoon, gnarls barkley, the roots, the raconteurs!!
can i get a what what?

Monday, May 12, 2008

this is my friend jeremy.

i really would like for him to play saxaphone at the stadium of fire. with hannah montana.








Monday, May 5, 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

hillery the harlot

sunday evening i was on my way to meet up with da boyz, patrick and jeremy, at farier middle school for a bike ride. while passing 'los hermanos' restaurant i saw a homeless woman. "hi!" i said. "SLUT!!!" she replied. i was wearing a fur hooded winter coat. could that have lead her to believe i slept around??

sorry no picture for this one guys/gals. i wouldn't find anything racy in a google image search for 'slut'. right?

Monday, March 31, 2008

tres trees.

trees. they're everywhere right? just can't get enough.






Monday, March 17, 2008

once i was in a commercial

serious. and it didn't win. oh well. at least we get to smile because tony looks like stud muffin in leather pants. amen.

Friday, February 15, 2008

joke

question: how did darth vader know what luke was getting for christmas?

answer: he felt his presents (presence)

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

bad-a these days


all i did was put my hands on the train tracks! and that train ran 'em over! it kinda sorta hurts. but i'm tough. let's just say i'm in 'train'ing.

okay. totally psyched you! it's tye-dye!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

5 things on my to do list today:

1) sushi
2) matt shurtleff's art exhibit
3) math homeworks
4) get to bed early (midnight or earlier)
5) read an uplifting talk/scriptures

5 snacks i enjoy:

1) goldfish crackers
2) berries-blackberries/cherries/raspberries
3) lime tortilla chips and salsa
4) pitas and hummus
5) chocolate chip cookies

what i'd do with a billion dollars:


1) i wouldn't accept a billion dollars. i'm happy with what i have. sincerely.

3 bad habbits:

1) staying up late
2) i get easily attached to people
3) i'm usually pretty unmotivated

5 places i have lived:

1) the pre-mortal existance
2) marshfield, wi
3) greenville, nc
4) provolone, ut
5) england in the future? fingers crossed.

5 jobs i've had:

1) tending babies and kiddies
2) pita pit
3) india garden
4) celebrations (wedding planner assistant-catering, serving, floral arranging, decorating)
5) dr. daddy hathaway's office


5 things most people don't know:

1) i can ride a unicycle
2) i can touch my nose with my tounge
3) i can impersonate britney spears (singing) and mandy moore (talking)
4) i love the smell of skunks. not joshing you at all.
5) i can't gain weight. boo.

bye bye.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

today i got to play one of my favourite games, scattergories. it is especially delightful when playing with mother. here's why.



QUESTIONS

#1) footwear- starts with the letter 'g':

mum: "GIANT"
hillery: "is that a brand?"

#2) magazines- 'g':

mum: "GUYS"
hillery: "i'm suprised you didn't write,'girl, american' (my mom is famous for using a comma (,) so she can get points- yes, technically cheating- the letter would have to be 'a'- american girl magazine)."
mum: "well i was going to put,'GIRLS'.


#3) items in a suitcase- 'g':

mum: "G0-GURT"
hillery: "can you refrigerate yogurt in a suitcase?"


#4) beers/wine- letter 'j':

mum: "JOOT BEER."
hillery: "uhhhh...what is joot beer?"
mum: "well it rhymes with root. i thought it was pretty clever of me."

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

terrible horrible no good very bad day

the following things were accomplished today:

a) smashing/trapping 2 coworkers inside the chart closet. (..sleep deprivation)

b) telling a health insurance lady over the phone that my father's name was dr. hillery hathaway (..sleep deprivation)

c) rejected by the institute parkinging machine. i call for them to open the gate:

sir: "why isn't it letting you in?"
me: " i just opened the gate five seconds ago, and i have my key card."
sir: "oh hum. well have have it opened for you."

2 minutes later and there are 4 cars behind me, nearly blocking traffic on the main campus drive...

i call again:

me: "hi not trying to be a nuissance...but i have like four cars behind me. could you please open the gate?"
sir: "ohhh? is that right......" and hangs up on me!

5 minutes later....making folks real real real angry.

i call again:

me: "i'm sorry but i really need this gate to open. there are 4 cars behind me..."
sir #2...who turns out to be my institute teacher, " ohhhh, i'm sorry. i'll open it! that other guy hung up on you..."


i need to get me some sleepy sleep.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

calling all crazies

yesterday at work a large-eyed, 60 year old woman came in and asked for a job. because of a former secretary's passing away we are looking for someone. when asked if she had any previous experience working in the medical field she replied, "I WORKED WITH EXPLOSIVES FOR 19 YEARS!" Just what we need. A bomber.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

january 1st 2008

just hanging out at my parent's house and oddly enough i can hear a mysterious trumpet player and an obnoxious duck quacking on the front lawn. i can hear it! what in tarnation is going on?

oh happy new year.